Day 14: Following in the Footsteps of Jennifer Lawrence


I wish…

But, let’s face it; it ain’t happenin’…

Surely, though, movies and TV shows have a time and place for a surgically-altered (altered, I said; not enhanced), not-particularly-talented, not-23 year old. Right?

To this end, I’ve submitted an application to be an extra. Another new experience for me and an act of charity and goodwill toward the film industry:  Think of all the $$$ they’ll save casting me as a zombie or a fallen tribute. No movie makeup or props needed: I come with ready-made, realistic scars and battle wounds!


So, feel free to contact me if you happen to be a top director or producer.  I’ll up the reality factor in your work, and get you closer to that Golden Globe or Oscar. But keep in mind that I do have standards. You know, like, if you aren’t a staple at Comic-Con, well, then…I probably won’t return your phone calls. Unless many, many billfold-sized portraits of dead presidents are involved. Or I get to share a one-room, windowless trailer with Bradley. Then I might think about it…

Each day of 2014, I’m forcing encouraging myself to have at least one new experience (and chronicling it to keep it real). If you’re interested in why–though I can’t for the life of me imagine anyone would be that bored–check out the “about” page.


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